SwedishSeat Magazine

The Scamps behind SwedishSeat Magazine

MrRem — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 17:50:35 +0000

Site News usually means “Oh THAT’S why your website is on Maintenance Mode at the moment”. However on SwedishSeat.com, we want to use the Site News tag catagory as our way of keeping in touch with you.

What is SwedishSeat? Well it was a standalone forum set up to be Invite Only which saved time just banning all the new members asking stupid questions about “why is your site named after a disgusting sexual practice”. SwedishSeat is named so because the process of rolling on your back and popping your cock through for a girl to bounce on whilst facing the other way is just plain crazy, most of our readers probably live on World Of Warcraft and don’t get laid, let alone attempt something as mad as that. The other reason we chose that name was because PinkSock.com was already sold. Don’t recommend trying that one ever, even with an adventurous girlfriend/palm.

Graffiti with some meaning

MrRem — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 17:07:41 +0000

Cool graffiti is cool; deal with it. Crappy scrawlings of “I woz here 9t9″ isn’t. And it never will be. However there is a cross over of the two platforms; Inspirational Graffiti. This is etchings/stencils/general sloppiness but with the added character of actually making you think about the day in and day out life that you lead.

Here is the gallery that you probably wanted to see rather than any introductory text:

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North Korea does the old Claims Direct

MrRem — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 05:46:04 +0000

Ever had that mate down the pub that calls in that £3.50 collective loan of chip ins for crisps from 3 years ago? No? Well if you did have that mate then their name would be called North Korea but they’ve gone the whole hog.

Cash-strapped North Korea has demanded the United States pay almost $US65 trillion ($75 trillion) in compensation for six decades of hostility.

The official North Korean news agency, KCNA, says the cost of the damage done by the US since the peninsula was divided in 1945 is estimated at $US64.96 trillion.

Which you could say is fair… but then North Korea is moaning still because even though asked not to go Nuclear, it has said that its massive IOU from the US doesn’t even include the costs that the nuclear sanctions. Wow, how nice of them. Anyway, North Korea article is missing one thing.

La Troya @ Amneisa

MrRem — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:00:31 +0000

Now I’ve used the internet. I know what you can find if you are dumb enough to click stupid links in emails or from friends asking you to support their LemonParty, or their MeatSpin. I’m writing from the comfort of a wooden stool in an apartment in Ibiza recovering from a night shifting laughing gas at Amnesia. Wednesday nights are known as La Troya there and I can tell you now my mind feels fragile. For the first time in my life I’ve seen latex clad, topless women have a pet fat man on a lead with whom they then had a foursome with an extra guy joining in.

There is probably worse on the internet but it’s the sheer shock that you’re standing in the middle of a nightclub with 4000 other people that it hits you; “I’m watching a fat guy get better chicks than he’d ever get in the real world. Wow.” And that’s probably his payment.

This DJ Sounds report puts it in the minds eye as just “another gay night” and with it most would just pass it off. But I reckon you could seriously get some brownie points taking the missus to La Troya. She’ll be jaw dropped at the male dancers so you’ll have plenty of time to check out the other pairs of tassles on show.

And that’s what they can put on Youtube. Believe me, it gets crazy. Unrelated, this is the only night that I’ve seen Tiesto in Amnesia so far this season… must be his love for the music.

More photos from the night can be found on my photography site: http://remkingston.co.uk

Mercedes SLS AMG E-Cell Electric Supercar in Norway

MrRem — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:55:23 +0000

These are the first images of the all-electric version of the Mercedes SLS AMG. It’s called the E-cell and, although it is currently a concept, it is slated for production in 2013.

But it’s being tested in Norway currently:

Call of Duty 7 Black Ops Reveal Trailer

MrRem — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 14:31:10 +0000

Call of Duty 7 is almost here in November. Just to put some salt in the wounds, they’ve released another trailer with more clues for the frame by frame nerds to find.

SwedishSeat Magazine – Launching Soon

MrRem — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:06:22 +0000

We are looking for talented writers, photographers and web obsessed rascals to help with our project.

SwedishSeat Magazine will be a male orientated online webzine/blog covering everything from Comedy, Fashion, Music, Motoring and much more. Got an idea? Then get in touch:

email@remkingston.co.uk