Now I’ve used the internet.  I know what you can find if you are dumb enough to click stupid links in emails or from friends asking you to support their LemonParty, or their MeatSpin.  I’m writing from the comfort of a wooden stool in an apartment in Ibiza recovering from a night shifting laughing gas at Amnesia.  Wednesday nights are known as La Troya there and I can tell you now my mind feels fragile.  For the first time in my life I’ve seen latex clad, topless women have a pet fat man on a lead with whom they then had a foursome with an extra guy joining in.

There is probably worse on the internet but it’s the sheer shock that you’re standing in the middle of a nightclub with 4000 other people that it hits you; “I’m watching a fat guy get better chicks than he’d ever get in the real world. Wow.”  And that’s probably his payment.

This DJ Sounds report puts it in the minds eye as just “another gay night” and with it most would just pass it off.  But I reckon you could seriously get some brownie points taking the missus to La Troya.  She’ll be jaw dropped at the male dancers so you’ll have plenty of time to check out the other pairs of tassles on show.

And that’s what they can put on Youtube.  Believe me, it gets crazy.  Unrelated, this is the only night that I’ve seen Tiesto in Amnesia so far this season… must be his love for the music.

More photos from the night can be found on my photography site: http://remkingston.co.uk